So Niam had decided to help me move in with my stuff. Just after putting the armchair in the living room, a strangely hooded manly girl just flew through the window, throwing needles at my friend and yelling something that sounded like: top tired higher than you.
My friend reacted ASAP .00000001 and just hookshoted out of nowhere. He grabbed me and pulled me all the way in front of him, making me take percents for him. Had I not yelled "SHIELD" moments before, he wouldn't even have noticed...
Then, the bastard started to pwn me with his eyes closed. While I was getting beaten pretty badly, I saw a fox with a lasergun in his belt filming us...
My situation was hopeless, so I thought about it... I had told myself I'd use it as a last resort, and this was the moment... Gathering my last strenghts, I screamed at the window: JAYDEE HELP US!1!!1!!111!!!!shift+eleventyone
And there he came, with a full frangipane pie in his hand. He helped me take a mouthful, and it gave me enough strength back to get away from Niam.
I ate the rest ASAP .0000001 and got back all of my superpowers.
Then, JAYDEE took out another pie of his pocket. I grabbed it and proceeded to OWN Niam single-handed while eating the pie with my free hand.
Niam got PWNed even badlier because all of this happened ASAP .0000001 and he couldn't understand a single english word. Thus, he only grasped I had called JAYDEE when he saw him. That was pure mindgaming from me. And sadly for Niam, seeing his worst weakness used against him with such ease totally turned him down and made him lost any will to keep on fighting properly.
And as if it wasn't enough already, a weird pidgeon jumped through the window into the flat and just started to dash short hoping around, shooting lasers left, right and center. This was Niam's worst nightmare...