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par **giggs** » 11 Jan 2007, 14:50

j'aime trop les expressions des personnages ainsi que l'humour plus que douteux ^^

Edit, j'ai trouve ca sur le forum, c'est encore plus fun...

par **CBT+** » 12 Jan 2007, 22:28

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dhxmSKgGrI

par **Babouyout** » 13 Jan 2007, 15:41

gran...grandiose !!

par **giggs** » 13 Jan 2007, 18:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbwm27ry05M

par **pingumask** » 16 Jan 2007, 02:06

CBT+ a écrit:http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dhxmSKgGrI

ou comment surfer sur la vague "marly gomont" -_-"

par **giggs** » 16 Jan 2007, 12:15

(Note: 4000eme message du forum general)

Recu par e-mail

John Cleese's Letter to America

To the citizens of the United States of America

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and
thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical
duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas ,
which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.

Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America
without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be
disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine
whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following
rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be
amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour'
and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the
suffix "ise."

3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may
elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't
cope with correct pronunciation.

4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to
acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven
words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is
unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

5.There is no such thing as " US English." We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

6.Youwill relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but
onlyafter fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will
be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England . It
will be called "Come-Uppance Day."

8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers
or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists
shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be
handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without
suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough
to handle a gun.

9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish
to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
mean.

11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you
will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables.
Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British
sense of humour.

12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling "gasoline") - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips
are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal
fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.

14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with
customers.

15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to
as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as
"Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of
further confusion.

16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play
English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English
dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to
having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind
of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough will,
in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
"football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty
seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of
nancies).

18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played
Outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world
beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all
monies due backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.

John Cleese

par **Spy** » 17 Jan 2007, 21:52

News sadique d' un jeu bien connu (sauf des gros geeks à fond dans un seul jeu ? ^^) : Nainwak World .

Lettre ouverte à Ségolène R.

Bonjour,

Depuis de nombreuses années, la communauté nainwakienne utilise largement le terme "bravitude". Nous pensons aussi avoir été les premiers à utiliser ce barbarisme. C'est un fait.

Nous avons compris votre allusion récente et c'est avec une certaine surprise et une joie profonde que nous constatons votre implication dans notre jeu vidéo.

Nous imaginons parfaitement la raison de votre participation à Nainwak's World. Taper sur des nains-de-jardin... cela doit être jouissif quand on connait votre concurrence actuelle.

Bonne continuation.
La communauté de Nainwak's World.

[size=0]Le boulet qui dira ne rien avoir compris ferait bien d' éteindre sa console et de relire ses cours d' éducation civique sur le vote . ^^[/size]

YouTube · par **Slhoka** » 17 Jan 2007, 23:41

Giggs : C'est assez énorme comme truc. Mais le pire, c'est que dans ma promo à la fac il y a une fille qui lit le "Union Jack", un journal qui parait aux Etats-Unis et qui est écrit par des anglais revendicant le retour des Etats-Unis à la couronne d'Angleterre. Et pas que les 13 états fondateurs, hein. Et ils débitent des conneries dans ce genre. Fin en même temps, cette fille, elle est contre la démocratie et veut que la France redevienne une monarchie absolue. Ca va jusqu'aux posters de Louis XIV, c'est pour dire... >_>

Spy : J'ai adoré ce truc

Pour ceux qui le savent pas, à Nainwak, il y a 2 clans majeurs qui s'affrontent : les braves et les sadiques. D'où le terme de "bravitude" pour qualifier les actions et état d'esprit brave. Et si vous voyez pas le rapport avec Ségo, suivez l'actualité/cherchez sur google